To the elegant lady that grabbed my hand and stopped me in the dairy aisle to read the small-printed expiration date on the sour cream: 1) your hands were so incredibly soft, and I wonder if your lips are as well; 2) I was so turned on by your grace and your flowing gray hair; and 3) even though I suspect you have twenty plus years on me, as I am only in my 40s . . . would you be willing to give me a chance.
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