Hello! My name is Munchkin. I don't know what I did wrong, but when my family moved, they left me behind. Awesomely, I found that some nice ladies in the neighborhood put food out for the outside kitties in the area, and when they found out I'm friendly, they found a new place for me to live!
Which was awesome (well, except for the trip to the vet, where they did some unspeakable things to me, though they claim I'll be healthier for it in the long run). (No, they didn't take my claws. Which is good. How could I spider-climb the side of a cat tree without those!?)
Problem is, the rest of the kitties at the farm weren't very friendly. And they ran me off the territory. That and, well...I'm not a wild kitty. I'm a friendly kitty. And I love snuggling up in a bed, and playing with toys, and being a good kitty. (Okay, I admit, when I get a bit too riled up when we're playing, I get a bit, um, nippy? But that's just because I'm excited, not because I really want to hurt anyone!)
Anyways, I found out the people across the street also love kitties! And they let me inside the house, and everything was looking up...and then, well, I met their other kitties. And after already being run out of one new home, I'm scared I'm gonna be run out of another, and... Long story short, my new people hate to give me up, but it's probably best for all involved that I find a home where I can be the only kitty claiming the whole territory.
So...here I am? The nice vet said I'm not carrying any of those nasty alphabet viruses like FeLV or FIV, and I've got my rabies shot (darn vets and their needles!).
Please, can someone help me? If you can, please call Three-oh-one, five-One-four, Eight-nine-Five-eight, and ask for Vicky. Or send an email with your contact information.
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