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condition: good
make / manufacturer: Alpine Design
model name / number: Solitude 1 Person Tent

One-Person Escape Pod for sale. Tired of your friends texting you repetitive and useless memes all the time? Running out of excuses to use when people ask you why you haven't mowed the lawn or finished that online undergrad degree in economics? Does your ex just keep calling? For only $25.00 you can be the proud owner of this One-Person Escape Pod! Otherwise known as a tent. Complete with all the things tents normally come with. Next time you're annoyed at the world and your fellow mankind just take off in any direction and make sure to bring your Escape Pod. The thing is even called 'Solitude' by the manufacturer. Need I say more? so easy to set up a dog could do it. Just $25.00 and you can avoid all the things life is trying to throw at you! It worked for me, why shouldn't it work for you too?

Send me a text message at two4zero60four8two95. If you can decipher that we'll both know you're not a robot. Although I don't really care if you are or not, as long as you have $40.00 to give me. I just want to sell this dumb tent.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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